I love puddles! -Anna, frolicking in her rain boots

I have 2 more quarters to harass you. -Mark, to Zach

There’s someone up there on that mound of dirt.
Wait. It’s JOEY!

Wait, hold on. My duck is stuck. -Mark

That building made me look good. -Dion, about the Salk

Hey Zach. I like your shirt. -Joey

Girls look really weird without nipples. -Christian

[indiscernible noises] -Hanya

Joey: I think my plan is too rough…
Christian: How do you know that Mark doesn’t like it rough?
Joey: I don’t know. Usually I hear that kind of stuff from you.

Anna: So Joey, how was your weekend?
Joey: It was good.
Anna: Wanna tell me about it?
Joey: …Why?

Joey: Why. So. SERIOUS?
Christian: Wait. What’s that from?
Robert (sarcastically): hmmmmmm I don’t know…..
Christian: No, really. What’s that from?

Kayla: You can’t rush relationship.
Anna: Believe me. I know that.

Zach: I’m really, really cold right now.
Christian: Well grow some fat or put a coat on!

I loooooove this song. -Laura, about every song

Joey, to Christian: My life is a book and you’re only chapter 13.
Christian: Why 13?
Joey: Because 13 is unlucky.

Robert: I’ve been told I look like a certain celebrity but I can’t remember who.
Zach: I’d say Robin Williams based on hair quantity.

Kayla (about Hanya’s model): Oooo, what’s this? It looks cool.
Hanya: Oh…just some shit.

Zach, your hair looks like a dollop of cool-whip. -Kayla

Zach: Hanya, are you sick?
Hanya: I was…and I am.

Girl, don’t play tit for tat or I’ll tat your tit. -Christian

Lauren: What are you doing tonight Anna?
Anna: Andrew and I are making chili.
Kayla: You and Andrew are making out?!
Anna: NOOO, I said we’re making chili.
Lauren: Oh. I thought you said you were making children…

Christian: They should have girl bands.
Kayla: What about the Spice Girls?
Christian: Yeah, but they’re not called girl bands.
Zach: They’re called shit.

Mark: I know doing these detail drawings is being kind of anal…
Christian: Yeah well, it’s a good kind of anal.

Robert: What time is it?
Joey: TOOL TIME!

Kayla…you seem really…loose tonight. -Joey

Lindsey: Wow Robert, you’re dressed so nice today!
Joey: You know that means you’re normally not dressed nice right?
Dion: OOOH!
Robert: Well Joey, you never dress nice.
Dion: OOOOOOOOOOH!

Zach: Did your pen just fall down your shirt?
Mark: Yeah. Did that turn you on Zach?

Have you ever thought that if you walked down to the Avila Pier with a chainsaw and started cutting the supports, how far you could go before someone stopped you? -Joey

Zach: Suck it, Sean.
Sean: Wow, Zach. Is that the first thing that comes to your mind? Suck it?

I don’t know how we got F-stop done. We had such a mixed bag of nuts. -Mark

Lauren: I don’t want to have daughters. Girls are bitchy.
Lindsey: Yeah, me either.
Zach: Yeah, I’d hate to have my kids turn out like me.

Fossi: Christian, can I start calling you Chris?
Christian: No, it’s not as hot as “Christian.”
Joey: Christian IS a pretty name.

I love when you talk to me with a mouth full of burrito. -Zach, to Christian

Glen: Oops. I accidentally booty-called someone.
Kayla: You mean butt-dialed? I’m pretty sure ‘booty call’ means something different…

Zach (about visiting high-schoolers): Kayla! They’re reading our quote wall…
Kayla: … …

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A retirement community for Catholic Priests in Africa.  Found on ArchDaily.